47 pts ยท August 15, 2014
Teacake.
Yeah, nice try Big Space. That's a cake and we all know it.
The picture's by Chris (Simpsons artist), he's a nice lad.
How the fuck did she just bite a flake without it crumbling into oblivion?
Your daddy gave you good advice.
Sounds like a Zelda boss.
Elongate.
I'd be more worried if they gave birth to dead young.
I was expecting it to get hit by lightning.
I can cut a clove of garlic without cutting my hand. Beat that.
Humans are legitimately fucking terrifying predators. Imagine being hunted by wild humans.
Way to jumpscare me with the sudden music you asshole.
Pretty sure that's just really good weed.
I thought it said bones.
Wrong tooth.
KIKOHO!
Good to see Earth-chan isn't flat.
It's funny 'cus most of these are composited from pictures of animals, mostly dogs, and cars.
Anal.
It's just what you have on a full English. Beans or plum tomatoes in their juice.
Witnessed at 9 hours!
I'd rather have scented vapour blown obnoxiously in my face than literal cancer smoke.
fucking destroy me
This was read out by the Vicar at my Dad's funeral three months ago, I had no idea what the poem was called until now.
The right one looks like Jonathan Teatime.
You can tell by his face that he's a good boy.
They are so French looking. The hair, the face, everything.
If you look, it's bleeding. The dog's bitten it. :(
Late reply, but ferrets are very soft. They've got soft fur, they're really light, and kind of resemble nature's slinky.
Oh man, he looks perfect for the role.
Teacake.
Yeah, nice try Big Space. That's a cake and we all know it.
The picture's by Chris (Simpsons artist), he's a nice lad.
How the fuck did she just bite a flake without it crumbling into oblivion?
Your daddy gave you good advice.
Sounds like a Zelda boss.
Elongate.
I'd be more worried if they gave birth to dead young.
I was expecting it to get hit by lightning.
I can cut a clove of garlic without cutting my hand. Beat that.
Humans are legitimately fucking terrifying predators. Imagine being hunted by wild humans.
Way to jumpscare me with the sudden music you asshole.
Pretty sure that's just really good weed.
I thought it said bones.
Wrong tooth.
KIKOHO!
Good to see Earth-chan isn't flat.
It's funny 'cus most of these are composited from pictures of animals, mostly dogs, and cars.
Anal.
It's just what you have on a full English. Beans or plum tomatoes in their juice.
Witnessed at 9 hours!
I'd rather have scented vapour blown obnoxiously in my face than literal cancer smoke.
fucking destroy me
This was read out by the Vicar at my Dad's funeral three months ago, I had no idea what the poem was called until now.
The right one looks like Jonathan Teatime.
You can tell by his face that he's a good boy.
They are so French looking. The hair, the face, everything.
If you look, it's bleeding. The dog's bitten it. :(
Late reply, but ferrets are very soft. They've got soft fur, they're really light, and kind of resemble nature's slinky.
Oh man, he looks perfect for the role.