Springfield PD: Springfield's Finest
Hottest guy in the galaxy.
Having to go into work on a Saturday like...
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Death Sticks
If Disney is looking for a movie idea, this would be great! Plus, they already have all the toys and video games made.
*Car tips Fedora*
My name is Bill, and I am more than pleased.
To one of my 7th grade students who asked for extra school work over summer break to "grow".
I just found out my fiancé is married to another man...
Scrubs at its finest.
My burger just killed the Jedi...
What exactly do you want me to do in this sink?
Happy Birthday to the legend that is John Williams.
Saw in a bathroom stall at an Asian restaurant. Seems appropriate.
Any time my friends tell me they can't hang because they have dates.
I need this show back in my life.
Requiescat in pace
I'm sick of all the posts about the Chicago kidnapping...
Best day of my life
Go home library. You're drunk.
Give her the D
Now this is a church I can get behind!
Boobs
Sea turtle getting its first breath of air for the day.
After going to my first music festival in years...
Does anyone remember this bastard and all the prizes he promised us if we found him?
A building in a building.