When someone asks me what my favourite Harrison Ford movie is...
What's in the box?
Even Ladybird knew about the Poop Knife.
Happy happy dance dance
As a kid, I wouldn't take Solpadeine because of this ad. It looked like a painful experience.
My hamster isn't the smartest.
Surely, you would notice before uploading?!
An Irish Man in Bruges
It's Friday and there's cake
MRW I forget to drink my tea and it's too cold now.
Why so racist, Noddy?
I would never ever kick you up the arse. You're... I think you're great.