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76522 pts ยท April 22, 2012


Thirty-something Chicago writer who isn't as funny as he thinks he is. I'd like to move to Los Angeles, though, so if you have a couch... It doesn't even need to be a big couch -- I'm not that tall. A loveseat would even do, provided there's enough room between the end of it and the wall, where I can stretch out. My face: http://imgur.com/JlhGVX1

Bizarro post.

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Way to go, poohead!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, I chuckled. +1

7 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 4

I can assure you there are wrong ways. And this is one. May UserSub have mercy upon your retched soul.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Um, sauce? Asking for my dad.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I was dubious, but this really did make me feel better. +1

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Manly swoon.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love to visit NYC sometime. Anyone down for a summer road trip? I drive too fast, eat too much, and talk too loud. Hit me up.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite movies of all time. +1

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

As a Chicago writer, I am doubly proud. Congrats!

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

If you stare at it long enough, I swear it starts moving. I should sleep...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck, this gets deeper and deeper the more you read it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ed Helms has said he got really emotional saying that line. So the tears you see in the scene are totally real.

7 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 5

I love you too. Keep killing it, lady.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eyebrow game strong too.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just rewatched this episode earlier. Because The Office is the best, most perfect ever created. Fight me.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Congratulations! Here's to the slow march to publication.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Well that was enjoyable. +1

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

This is so stupid. I love it. +1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Of course her name is Ashley. Totally fits.

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Who else needed to go to the comments?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't even afford to look at this picture.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

When Harry Potter goes alternative.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Of course there's Mountain Dew.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is beautiful.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"And then their heads just fucking exploded. It's pretty messy." Oh...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an American, Peep Show is way funnier than anything we have.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of all the celebrity deaths I've experienced, this one hit me the hardest. I'm still coming to terms with it.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3