wrests

7321 pts ยท November 18, 2012


robocop

Tough crowd!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

eh? usually guys pace themselves and make it last longer- this guy couldn't/didn't. So we'd have sex several times in a row,but it was short

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate people like this. No, having a kid's not always fun, but stop being a soul-sucking twat and ruining everything I'm excited for.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 9

And knew that there was a kid involved that could possibly be his, and waited years to say anything? Seriously, what the fuck

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Also if you really don't see how a piece of cloth could be racist, you're just being naive to make your point- see Nazi flag as an example.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

think it's an ugly piece of history that doesn't necessarily need to be preserved.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just saying, I'm not unaware of the flag's history, but I know the ideology of the people who defend it. Feel free to disagree, I just

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I disagree- I think they probably get a substantial amount of viewers online, and they could lose all of them if his show isn't great.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I'm from Texas so I know the "history", but I also know that everyone (here) that flies that flag is a racist motherfucker

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dude, I went to Jackson and was so confused. Like, there were NO PEOPLE! In the CAPITAL! Also you guys should really reconsider your flag :/

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The brand is Jump From Paper

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

For science, I tried this with my baby- he's not very good at this :(

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice try, OP. This is from 2013.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's a 4chan copypasta from 2013- it's up in a Fat People Hate thread right now

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I never did finish it, but I read a book called We Wish to Inform you That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families that was great

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I decided to say "my fiancee, but we aren't sure who the mother is, yet!"

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Aw thank you!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of mine died after a year and a half and it was super hard, especially to see how the other one reacted when it was alone D:

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're as intelligent as a dog, so it's too hard to bond with a creature that smart that only lives for two years imo

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They missed seemingly the MOST absurd invention- a centrifuge (think the Gravitron) used for giving birth, with a basket to catch the baby..

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your wording sounds so tragic. Do you not have anyone? Did everyone you love die in the great fire of 2010?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, let's talk shit about people who name their kids Nayvie instead of Sophia why don't we!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just found out I'm pregnant with my fiancee and people ask me who the baby daddy is. Like. What the fuck is their problem?

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

Unless it's a business suite..in which case it'd be pretty awkward for their employer to see that on their charges!

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

agreed I just wish there wasn't that awkward "where do I look do I smile at him is that sexy I'm just going to look over his shoulder" thing

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Why is it so much more hysterical when you realise the website is "womenarewe"

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Why is it so much funnier that the address is "womenarewe"

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As someone who knows nothing about the military, I like the Marines because they have the best song!

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

SPOILERS: It's about the universe. But really it's great so I hope you enjoy it!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

being touched right now. And then I thought about what I said.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0