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1001 pts ยท May 2, 2016


there are not enough pickles in this picture for me

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i mean... 20 rupees is 20 rupees

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 BBQ ribs

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we just dont want to survive long enough to need health care

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

you called for me?

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

my last place had me get ready 15 minutes early and guess what 15 minutes before clock out i was getting ready to go home never got fired

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i got my burnout callsign for burning down a bus

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i got a train to do it one time and it was the best cardio day ever

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

egg in the hole

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you guys have girlfriends?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i got a text one time back when hawaii had that missle alarm

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

ram the part man

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

old movie called wargames (1983)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i dont think i can upvote you enough that made my day

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yea if it hurts to sit for more than 5 minutes then guess what ill stand i dont need to sit to take a break from work

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so lord of the rings extended trilogy?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

honestly im more upset at the slight color change... it might be the lighting but still that slight color difference irks me

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my new years resolution is to procrastinate my new years resolution im going 6 years strong on it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still tell my friends to buckle up they say that im a safe driver i just reply with but other people are not

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

im not sure but this might be that hint thing people tell me about

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there was one time i didnt check... but it was either my pants or the bowel at that point in time

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yea last active shooter drill we had we tackled the active shooter to the ground and pinned him... we apparently failed that drill

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"how would you sum up your 6 years of service?"... me "i did it and got out."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

been there also i hated the regular milk they served for breakfast but chocolate milk with coco puffs made it taste amazing

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

your punishment for knocking the led lights is to play scrabble with me for the night...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

had a co worker complain about it smelling like crap everyday after he moved next to a cow farm

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fold it in half and you have a calzone

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