wompirebat

1309 pts ยท May 5, 2016


"Something about yourself."

Used to feed beef hearts to the dogs. Never cooked any for myself- always appeared too tough. How's the flavor?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This type of 'correction' for vertical filming... no

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or shitty parents that try to make amends because theyre dying of cancer Nope youre still a selfish asshole just dying quicker than expected

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I have to shit in public' I'm usually just peeing out my butt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The clincher for me is the car alarm going off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cotton eyed... hoe?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oops, your phone auto-corrected 'everyone else' to 'myself'

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't this one of those situations where you stick a finger up their butt to make them let go?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that her eyebrows are an inch away from her hairline.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, a 19 year old child.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'there is rats'...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I served an 8 year sentence. Never again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dags make thing dirtier, not cleaner. Source: 7 dogs

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

With the current state of cinema you need to cut your list by 9 to accurately use 'great'.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can SMELL this post!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ended a sentence with a preposition!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the same as getting a wooden spoon broken across the back of your legs for having to be told to clean?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Oh, I get it- like Toyota Corollas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hate to tell ya, the brain's not so special. There are billions of them around and most of 'em aren't very good.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh... no. It's pretty clear he didn't miss it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I downvoted this vertical-filming, ear-mutilating asshole when I 1st saw it 4 days ago.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So, you're saying you take them all on with ease but pretend it's hard when someone's watching? (663)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't see any whales... thought one was your mom I confuse

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can software be promiscuous?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably gets Meals on Wheels.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A true sign of intelligence is a creature's ability to play with its food.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Racism can only be committed by white people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4