wolfswool

7408 pts ยท October 18, 2012


I like Johnny Cash, Bettie Page, tiki bars and vintage cars, woodland creatures, old graveyards and telling the tallest tales. I belong on the island of misfit toys, somewhere between 1802 and 1953, in Neverland, in Oz, on the other side of the mirror, on another planet... I was born here by accident maybe. I may have been a changeling baby. I could be an alien. Or maybe i'm just a woman who likes to fuck and never stopped climbing trees. Imgur has made me very grateful for my real life friends because i am hilariously unfunny, unpopular and unlicked here. I know what i said. http://i.imgur.com/BF5W8ZH.jpg

Or the new show he's on that's currently airing...

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I admire your commitment! I have some very fond memories of online friendships and AOL chat rooms in the mid to late 90s...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well i consider my week to have started yesterday.. i was just busy and had no laughing time, so it's only slightly sads

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, maybe so... :(

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too! I'll probably always be looking for more of Aocicinori. I would love to know what more of the aliens looked like, or the cities, etc

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thanks, first time i've laughed this week

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I'm on mobile and I can see it. Maybe it just depends on your phone? They're peace signs btw

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Confidence has way more to do with whether a woman finds a guy attractive or not than a lot of them realize, I think

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most people have pretty skewed moral views. I love imgur, but it reminds me of that fact everyday... :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with you sneakytacos. Sadly most people here are shit twats so that observation was not likely to get you anywhere but still I +1ed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Thank you! I thought for sure this would be on there... We are clearly outnumbered here...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KINDA reminded me of a zombie type movie i saw recently called Summer Camp. Only kinda though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personally I think that is a huge understatement. I think she's gorgeous

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No one seems to appreciate that your cat's name is Twister... It's ok. I appreciate it OP

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Good times.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I decided to bark too. And we also had cow bells we had found in a field so we waved them wildly as we barked and chased after their car.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

The last time that happened to me I was with a friend and the dudes wouldn't leave us alone so she started barking. And once she started

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

My friends and i went to Mexico and we came back and now there are parrots everywhere and we have no idea what's going on..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you please tell me what's up with the parrot thing? Somehow i missed that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shows what you know! I'm fucking GORGEOUS!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y'all are freaking me out. Like now if my body looks THAT good dudes are going to be picking on my feet? I mean fuck can a girl ever win??

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Haha I feel like not enough people understood this

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I am sad right now and you made me laugh. Yay

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do this with my cat, but after I chase him and turn around to run and hide again he always catches me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously those are fucking rad. I need to know what sock paradise they come from

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Online dating. Get out there, get your armor ready and be prepared to be ignored by 99% of all girls until you find the right one

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GASP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing curry paste?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understood why you used your comma. I don't know if it was technically correct or not, but I get it. I think people are just nitpicking

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't understand how this one is that offensive tbh. Usually I agree with offending comma pointer outers too, but not this time I guess..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1