wolfmann777

2656 pts · July 1, 2012


Hell, I also remember grandma’s phone number

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And one tube lasts 6 months. I brush twice every day.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I so happy for you. I had a no-contact mom and an awesome mother-IN-LAW. Years passed. One is dead, and it isn’t the crazy one.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Every few years I look at all the options and, like you, I always come to the same conclusion. I’ve lived in a half dozen US states.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least Limbaugh is dead!

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Yeah, most families treat each other like shit.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me: 99% hot and sexy, 1% mostly crappy shoes...kick them off!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I discovered Democrats can only use the procedure allowing a simple majority to three times a year. How many crazy procedures need fixing?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go for the throat of those bastards!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

> I will replied that I’m not afraid. I’m VACCINATED.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Awesome! After I get my second one, I intend to have FUN walking in my crazy anti-mask hometown to wait. They WILL ask me if I’m afraid <

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I’m not scared of those breasts.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yum

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#7 with a partner gives a burn and it earns....a happy partner!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

David Rose, what are you doing?!

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

This reminds me of...“Those teeth are razor sharp, Jim!” - Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pictured she was talking to Dong from “Sixteen Candles” when he woke up on Grandpa’s lawn.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when my friend peels potatoes, he cuts out all the eyes.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When the cat love tank fills up completely, they bite and swat. When you know them better, you let them fill up 98%, and then tickle them.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I suggest bills with ONE item at a time. Let’s pass one hundred focused bills in the next 18 months.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In related news, my friend’s six-year-old discovered how his Alexa works. The boy hardly talks to his parents anymore. Wait, they unplug

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, if you have a few hundred cups of coffee in one day, you will die.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, that image could be part of an updated Tarot deck. Maybe Biden is the Magician?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even the Cliff’s Notes

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So is murder, adultery, stealing...Trump is trying to break ALL the commandments. Did he miss any?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I tell my wife this every day.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My neighbor’s dog would love this

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Melt it down, convert it to cash, and give it to the poor.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m an extreme person. Beautiful or scary sounds good.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0