wolfeman1990

991 pts ยท August 23, 2014


With my hoveround, I can go anywhere!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Terry time!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Puttanesca sauce

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You are Hagrid now." I'm crying.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I showed this to my wife. She's deathly allergic to mustard. It's like her worst nightmare come true.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the perfect crime. How will they ever complain?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the perfect crime. How will they ever complain?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk about cherry-picking.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My pop did that one year when we couldn't afford a tree. You're right OP, never forget how far you've come.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My one professor forgot to show up for the final exam so he gave everyone 100 on it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My asshole just winced.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Impossibru!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sky's rim belongs to the Nords." Classic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That just makes me think of the morticians in south park fisting the jar of mayo to simulate the sound of fucking kyle's dead grandma.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The second sign is from a Tim Hawkins bit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about some sexuals?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is slowly suffocating and we've made the decision to have him put down. He was such a good boy.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Our dog Ryan has been feeling down the past few days. Went to the vet today and he has metastatic cancer and internal bleeding. 1/

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Is anyone else seeing the url on this?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to work third shift at McDonald's and people would ALWAYS ask for ice cream when the machine was down.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try me!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breasts." I'm guessing suffocation?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$1.42 in SC.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The shadows of John and Michael next to Wendy tho...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom came to pick me up, chatted with my friend's mom for an hour and then left without me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get it Duane!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That fallout cake is a bloody mess.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That man is humongous.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0