wizardcaptain

5320 pts · April 14, 2015


I'm a person. Brett is a person. And that person over there...is a person.

Off topic, but İ accidentally tapped your name instead of your comment and your paintings are lovely!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Turkish İ

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry I can't come, the ghost of Hitler have me syphilis.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town, now we have some rules let us lay them down...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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The Heir. İt's a new king, produced if your king is checkmated. Long live the king.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut up, that's the funniest thing I've ever read!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My Favorite Murder just did an episode about this. Story is way crazier than just a bear ingesting cocaine, if you can believe it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just leave it. We tried.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this guy was in jail for storming the capitol...

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It's a mouthful for all of us

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All of them?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is some live, laugh, love shit.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

That's pretty harsh, care to elaborate?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That makes more sense than what I usually do, which is cut my ponytail off with kitchen shears.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This brushing with conditioner in idea seems key. Thanks for the tip!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I will definitely fuck this up, but I will give it a try.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

None for me, thanks.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then the whole bus clapped.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

The fuck is that? Is it an otter? Oh it's a duck. Oh... It's a pigeon.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And this would be a bad thing why?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Slower you slu- oh. That was pretty good.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Get in, loser. We're going fishing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Midsommar alternate ending?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step one: move out of Texas 6 months ago...ah fuck.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should do drugs and find out. I'll wait here for your report.

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