wizardblizzard

1520 pts · January 18, 2014


Imgur says I should write something about myself... I say don't tell me what to do.

...creamed peas

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh hey, it's a nert. Also known as not a shirt

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, what? There's places you can like just use the equipment? I live in the city so having a place to go and do projects would be great

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An example of "Four-wheel drive does not mean four-wheel stop"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, in other words, "if she can't find you handsome, she can at least find you handy" --red-green

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh shoot yuyu?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah my family would swap bites. We'd all order different meals so we could try out a lot of the menu.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finally a Santa for me

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Real life cannibal Shia leobuf

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah worked out well for them, they're all dead.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I’m a man and people always correct me when I tell them how tall I am, like “no you have to be taller than 6’4” because I’m __ height.”

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is high-key porn music

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah the court deemed that McDonald’s wouldn’t flinch at the cost of her medical expenses so they have her the profits for one day of sales.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don’t all dogs do this to break the neck of their prey?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That will be an important lesson then

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

“Snow. I haven’t seen it in so long. Think soft silicon. But it was fluffier and would tickle your nose. We used to have that on earth.”

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I was saying that the euro is valued higher than the US dollar ya dingus

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cat music starts

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Q-bert

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The euro dude

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Psshhh you believe in the moon?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bill gates foundation actually has free text books for major science courses, I don’t remember what the cite is though

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, nuts.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s where Mountain Dew comes from

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There would be no survivors

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Almost as smooth as a sharks skin

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love him

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Sometimes the small speaker of the phone is broken. In order to use my phone at all I needed to use speaker phone for a while

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, we can’t.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0