If you get this to front page I will... be completely surprised, because I'm not giving anything away. Why are you even trying. You're weird.
If you get this to front page I will... be completely surprised, because I'm not giving anything away. Why are you even trying. You're weird.
#39 in 4-9 R2 was old. Probably hadn't had decent maintenance done on him since the clone wars, had to raise a bratty little princess, had to deal with C3PO for years knowing he is the only one who gave enough of a shit to know binary, then trudge through the sand to find his only remaining friend before his old best friend now enemy killed him. R2 is tired, the fact that he even did anything after finding Kenobi speaks volumes on his dedication to the mission of making the galaxy better.
#11 The problem with that is they would find some way to legally prove person x was the legal owner of that money even though they have zero control over how it is used and offer up that person as their sacrificial lamb. Then, they would probably claim some sort of inheritance rights and keep their fortune, and do the same thing again next year.
#4 a cheese shredder?
I think the easiest way to explain it is you can not charge someone to sell you something. If you try to somehow make it work, they will just stop selling it to you. And if somehow that doesn't happen, then they will raise the price to make up for the charge you are charging them. If I pay a dollar to grow an apple, then charge you $1.10 to buy the apple, then you try to charge me $.05 for selling you the apple I'll either keep my apple or charge you $1.15 or maybe even $1.20 for your audacity.
We men are voting in record numbers because everything is at stake. My friends life. My neighbors life. My mother, or sister, or wife, or daughter's life. Real men vote against nazis. Especially orange cheeto rapist nazis.
now VP and in charge of the mobile fortress. Then they all go join the rebellion and try to blow up the tank. Except the Uber who tries to leave but comes back to help in the end.
#10 More like a guy from Arizona takes an Uber to Pennsylvania but finds a fortress sized tank that just blew up Pennsylvania on the way. The tank makes them drive into it, at which point he talks the driver and his talking dog into rescuing someone from the brig so they put fake handcuffs on the driver and use it as a distraction to rescue the Pennsylvanian Governor's daughter and leave. The whole time, the old next-door neighbor is sneaking around and then gets killed by his old protege who is
She has huge...tracts of land.
Okay, that makes more sense, though I do kind of like the idea of them somehow just being insanely long lived compared to regular people.
#17 Because all pee (except asparagus pee) smells that way, but not all cities smell that way.
I told my coworker Trump was a nazi. She went off about how Kamala was going to ruin the economy. I said something along the lines of not as bad as Trump would. She said, "I don't know where you are getting your news from, but if you did some real research, you wouldn't be saying that." I laughed for 10 minutes straight. She got so mad and said she hopes I'm not voting. I'm waking up at 4 am tomorrow to get in line to make Texas as blue as I can.
I thought the square hole was going to play tic-tac-toe at first
#30 Sorry, but the library ghosts have voted no on allowing the library to stay open late. You could try the bookstore, but the used bookstores are usually similarly haunted, and the new bookstores are usually corporations and against overtime pay.
#18 I love the Adams Family, but how fucking old are these people? Wednesday's great aunt is Gomez or Morticia's aunt who was burned at the stake in 1709. This was set in the 1990s, almost 300 years later. That means either one of their parents were old as fuck when they had them or Gomez and Morticia are old as fuck, or a combo of the two.
Are we sure he took his own life. Sometimes, people tie themselves to bumpers and drag themselves down streets so they can haul themselves into that big ass tree to hang themselves. I'm not saying this is what happened, but I'm sure something like that has happened in Alabama before and probably still happens to this day.
#32 So hobbit custom for marriage is the two getting married just kind of disappear for awhile and come back and live together. No one ever talks about where they go or what they do. I'm convinced Sam thought they were going to Mt. Doom for their honeymoon. Short of pointing out where Frodo told him they weren't getting married, you can not convince me otherwise.
#36 I made a bargain in the woods. If they don't attack me while I'm dumping my cat poop they don't get hit with the poopy dustpan. So far, so good. I'm still unsure if I have to go find them all if one steps out of line, though I guess we will burn that bridge if we ever cross it.
#28 I'm a boy, and I want that too, though I would prefer my robes ankle length and don't care about the eyeliner wings, but if they are deal-breakers, I can live with it
#16 I'm not positive on Deadpool being pan. I haven't had money to buy comics in a couple of years, so I may be missing some of the more recent developments. Now, I have read many times of him flirting with a male character, but that has always come off as more of a joke than actual flirting. And I have really only seen him attempt to pursue or lament the unrequited love of women and a female version of Death. As I have said, it has been a while, so maybe I missed something
#36 I don't know, sounds pretty dreamy. Can I pet one of the crows?
#24 I like how the third one on top says assassin.
#8 Hippos don't eat people. They are herbivores. They just kill them.
If they don't, you could just give the rest of the $30 to your server so you can feel like you had the full experience.
#15 So, growing up, we were always told we could have whatever was in the fridge or pantry. Turns out that was a lie. "Oh, someone bought sun chips." "Who ate my chips?" "Wow ravioli." "Well I guess I'm not having lunch since someone ate my ravioli." Now that I'm grown and had to move back in due to financial issues, I don't touch any food in the house without a specific invitation or having paid for it myself even though the rule still is you can have anything in the fridge or pantry.
#47 That's a lot of decking for absolutely no deck space.
#2 I really wish more people would make that decision. 9/10 you need to stop being stupid and read the fucking screen.
I think after doing all of that, she should have said she had to think about it.
#18 there is. There is an x button on the continue watching stuff. After you hit it, it asks why you don't want to continue. You can hit the "I don't like it" option, and you won't see it anymore.
#11 that girl went out of her way on her limited budget to make sure there was snacks and drinks at her house for you and you are going to bitch about it? You should be happy you didn't get a buttered saltine and room temp tap water, you ungrateful ass.