whelp

1793 pts · January 12, 2012


Indeed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats totally what happened to me and my bicycle chain lube.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One day you start getting only automated messages from robots. Happy birthday, %username%.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Try recorded barks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you would not eat his exploded testicles? That´s good, I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nippon!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because they're extinct?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bicycle when flying for a cycling tour. Seriously, if they lose/break it, my vacation will get fucked up totally.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Cannot confirm. My akita is very cuddly and playful, even with guests.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not at all, this dog is trained to do all those tricks. She's amazing, you should theck their youtube channel. (inosemarine)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember someone got shot by police for waving a sword at a cosplay party.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Somehow I managed to get education for free. It's quite common here, in Russia.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

"Take 1 biscuit dough" - how do you get those? There is no such thing in stores.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Parking brake. Its not for emergency.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its called parking brake.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: OP has photoshopped it, all shirts are red.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

la ilaha illallah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Cross its listed as nazi symbol in my country.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Id love to get such tank,but my stupid country said that putting nazi symbols on things is a criminal offence.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Still they are white.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Asians are white.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

False. Science never proves the negation because its nonsense. Its only sane to prove the existence basing on facts.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a bicycle model.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fur makes it warmer, so it adds the value.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its not too hard to put a cover on your furniture, so your pets can use it freely.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are Christians whose prayers get anwered. If you hear only silence in return - you're an atheist.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0