2688 pts · April 30, 2018
Just a dude who likes to take pictures.
Haha, classic!
This quote did not age well.
Elf bukkae at its finest.
My current state is: Anxiety
...cup the balls.
This post has not aged well.
Superman IS vulnerable to magic...
Send nudes?
Updoot.
(2)/thread She does as much to push him into a life of evil as his cancer diagnosis through neglecting and belittling him constantly.
(1)/thread In the pilot she jerks Walt off while reading a magazine or something and calls it a birthday present.
Phrasing!
Woah.
??
“Harder daddy.” “What?” “What?”
Future cereal killer.
This is it! This is the post...where my legs finally fell asleep while I was on the toilet.
Worst. Wet tee shirt. Contest. Ever.
#Murica
I bet he sees us the way we see dogs re: lifespan. “I’ve owned 4 humans in my time. Charles was my favorite.”
#mildly_interesting
Sprinting is really good for building muscle & shedding fat. Look at the bodies of Olympic sprinters; they’re all super ripped for a reason.
Sex is about connecting with another person. It sounds like you were essentially just demanding it without establishing a connection first.
You knew from the title something was coming out of one orifice or another!
Where are all these places?
Deutschland, Österreich, oder Die Schweitz?
Go big or go home... how Lilliputian is this?? Do it. Believe.
How many chromosomes were involved in his heat? That should probably factor into his race...
Fuck you. Fuck him. Go find some snow and stop wasting the world’s time with your bullshit.
Imagine sending a team of 11 to the World Cup who have never played soccer at all. Why bother sending Brazil to play Germany?
Haha, classic!
This quote did not age well.
Elf bukkae at its finest.
My current state is: Anxiety
...cup the balls.
This post has not aged well.
Superman IS vulnerable to magic...
Send nudes?
Updoot.
(2)/thread She does as much to push him into a life of evil as his cancer diagnosis through neglecting and belittling him constantly.
(1)/thread In the pilot she jerks Walt off while reading a magazine or something and calls it a birthday present.
Phrasing!
Woah.
??
“Harder daddy.” “What?” “What?”
Future cereal killer.
This is it! This is the post...where my legs finally fell asleep while I was on the toilet.
Worst. Wet tee shirt. Contest. Ever.
#Murica
I bet he sees us the way we see dogs re: lifespan. “I’ve owned 4 humans in my time. Charles was my favorite.”
#mildly_interesting
Sprinting is really good for building muscle & shedding fat. Look at the bodies of Olympic sprinters; they’re all super ripped for a reason.
Sex is about connecting with another person. It sounds like you were essentially just demanding it without establishing a connection first.
You knew from the title something was coming out of one orifice or another!
Deutschland, Österreich, oder Die Schweitz?
Go big or go home... how Lilliputian is this?? Do it. Believe.
How many chromosomes were involved in his heat? That should probably factor into his race...
Fuck you. Fuck him. Go find some snow and stop wasting the world’s time with your bullshit.
Imagine sending a team of 11 to the World Cup who have never played soccer at all. Why bother sending Brazil to play Germany?