14867 pts · December 12, 2016
Say yourself about something...
That’s a wart
Yeah, all the males on my fathers side can do it, nobody else in the family
I’ve got one too
ICU PA. I can’t explain how true this is and how knowing I am hearing your last words before I intubate you and setting up that FaceTime
You can literally identify who’s the oldest, who’s the middle, and who’s the youngest.
And that’s why I’m a dad
Check your nails, you may also have a similar type of band growing on them as well.
There was literally an art installment in NYC of tree houses. https://madisonsquarepark.org/art/exhibitions/tadashi-kawamata-tree-huts/
What’s the word for “this apartment smells like my balls?”
ABCDE = bad. A) asymmetric B) irregular border C) irregular color D) large diameter E) rapidly changing
Why Splenda and sugar?
You need to write more, you have great humor and a great talent at writing narrative
Not certain that everyone in this video was actually alive at the time of filming.
Did you also get a pony delivered???
DRAG. DRessed As a Girl.
If you can wash your pits you can wash your foreskin.
THis. We need more of this on the Imgur.
Just do what my dad did... freak out and leave forever.
The last four letters fell down in a landslide and they never put them back up.
Just. wow
If your nose runs and your feet smell you’re built backwards.
Wow, deep reference but I got it!
Biggest disappointment in life is that these places were all out of business but the time I was old enough.
What's an airport?
You literally don’t get the joke here.
Well chip me then. You’re getting more information about me from my cell phone anyway
How do you even eat
This place was made for us.
#15 Dog: You haven’t washed these jeans yet??
It’s fine... I don’t even care because it is just plain funny and not about US politics or the pandemic.
That’s a wart
Yeah, all the males on my fathers side can do it, nobody else in the family
ICU PA. I can’t explain how true this is and how knowing I am hearing your last words before I intubate you and setting up that FaceTime
You can literally identify who’s the oldest, who’s the middle, and who’s the youngest.
And that’s why I’m a dad
Check your nails, you may also have a similar type of band growing on them as well.
There was literally an art installment in NYC of tree houses. https://madisonsquarepark.org/art/exhibitions/tadashi-kawamata-tree-huts/
What’s the word for “this apartment smells like my balls?”
ABCDE = bad. A) asymmetric B) irregular border C) irregular color D) large diameter E) rapidly changing
Why Splenda and sugar?
You need to write more, you have great humor and a great talent at writing narrative
Not certain that everyone in this video was actually alive at the time of filming.
Did you also get a pony delivered???
DRAG. DRessed As a Girl.
If you can wash your pits you can wash your foreskin.
THis. We need more of this on the Imgur.
Just do what my dad did... freak out and leave forever.
The last four letters fell down in a landslide and they never put them back up.
Just. wow
If your nose runs and your feet smell you’re built backwards.
Wow, deep reference but I got it!
Biggest disappointment in life is that these places were all out of business but the time I was old enough.
What's an airport?
You literally don’t get the joke here.
Well chip me then. You’re getting more information about me from my cell phone anyway
How do you even eat
This place was made for us.
#15 Dog: You haven’t washed these jeans yet??
It’s fine... I don’t even care because it is just plain funny and not about US politics or the pandemic.