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-101 pts ยท August 23, 2015


Explanation: It is exactly true because I said so. (You're five, remember?)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Millennials never learned critical thinking so they are totally credulous. They believe you can do-be-have anything if you wish hard enough.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You almost ran out of car before you ran out of dog.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not disturbing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suspect he's done this before.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are evidently not clear on where your drinking water and food actually come from. Or the real significance of provenance (none).

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Not a lot of soap bubbles floating around the veldt, I guess. So this seems like a reasonable reaction.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surprised the designers, in reality.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? You think it is better that the fallout was sprayed all over the earth versus being contained in a sealed cavern? Hello? Hello?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You do realize, don't you, that all those may be closely related?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... like the populations of New Jersey and Oregon?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably ... except for girl artists. We get other things.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It was classified as "fun" in San Francisco in 1928, we think.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You missed the part where the panties get sync'd with the bras and shirts and skirts. They're all in kleenex boxes in the same order.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Is the most profound image I've seen in months.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ain't seen my spreadsheets.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But - but - how will the little darlings learn of their absolute right to other peoples' money, property, lives if you don't start early?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disgusting ... must have learned it from liberals.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What an absolutely brilliant exposition on why they left are insane!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Beaster bunny.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tie rods are usually part of the front suspension.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

House trailers. That's what they are. House trailers ... they attract tornadoes and politicians dragging five dollar bills on strings.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whole point appears to be layers of lava flows. There are probably thousands of natural caves in the area; most will never be seen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't the labour party leader campaign on ALWAYS voting against police and military appropriations? Does that compute?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Right. They had all the debt they'd calculated they could repay using the skills they'd learn in college. Uncool to calculate now, I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... and the non-wealthy who were ambitious, competent, energetic, and didn't think they were owed anything.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Looks like one's trying to cop a feel also.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got it! The Clinton Family Motto from an old tatwork. Right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good as he was, Bob Ross didn't have a clue about talent. He had it, most don't, and can never create it no matter how long they practice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cute that Poseidon has a shark and a submarine swimming inside ...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0