weazelone

26372 pts · February 28, 2014


We should move in together.

I pooped in my hand once and did a puppet show in the mirror with that poop. Went just like this.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You posted this 2 minutes ago Tom.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You've passed out on the stairs again, the kids are watching you too...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I gently juggle my sack at you as well.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Headed to the kitchen and then then the bathroom to try something real quick...

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

How long have you been a fence?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember when I'd accidentally drop wedges in the fryer because it was next to the garbage where I would empty the leftovers from guests.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Best Olive Garden in the country

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, but that grapefruit was on the pill

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is actually a Space Force Ship cruising the atmosphere of the earth.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is why I fully undress when sitting to pee. I avoid pissing directly into my pulled down pants and socks

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

drugs are a helluva drug

7 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

tired post

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Babies love joints.

7 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 3

I can taste the BK Chicken Sandwich...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who do we need to talk to about making the Butt Snorkelers a division of the military?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

/a/hhMBqNf

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My aunt did this with the turkey at Thanksgiving. Great stuffing.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I shave it all off to try and gain that extra 1/4 inch

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Move in with me, no cum in anyone's mouth here. Except for the lawn guy, he keeps jerking off over me while I sleep yelling the same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/7KwskLg

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Why is there an overweight Michael Cera in the second frame?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Imgur is like that friend who you think is hilarious until you realize he is just repeating the same jokes

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2