weasel16

3842 pts · December 15, 2016


#11 Turn your badges off from notification settings. It’s the best thing I’ve ever done to my phone settings!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Today is mine as well! Happy Birthday!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m a magician! Lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I almost feel bad that I laughed

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe that’ll give them incentive to sweep the kitchen floor now

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh look... it’s my old roommate. I would have loved if they were guilty of just one of these. She did them all, regularly.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m female, never taken or sent. If we’re that familiar with each other, you’ll likely see me in person naked.. why do you need a picture?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

..and was able to get a soundwave tattoo from it. It made her last VM very special!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP so sorry for your loss, my grandmother did the same thing. I was lucky enough to have a voicemail from one year I didn't answer...1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got way too into watching this, blew on the screen to remove the dust.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I took a lot of willpower to keep from giggling while I videoed this. Usually I end up laughing so hard that he wakes up all grumpy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

me, after removing the bra and the bf rubbing my shoulders and upper back. No other foreplay required.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No joke...!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh FFS. Facebook is now officially leaking to Imgur, Fucking hate this dude. Facebook Dancing Trucker. Enjoy the trainwreck, thank me later

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Oh shut up. It was funny.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Mine too! She hates mandolin jokes with a passion

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never understood why my childhood friends would literally fall asleep at my house. Until I met their families. Absolutely exhausting!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mom arm is a powerful thing. Friend and I wrecked, both mom armed each other. One of us got a broken wrist and the other got a fracture!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shouldn’t upvote this, as an Ohio resident, but I’m gonna.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I happen to reside right between the tuckies. Hamiltucky AND Middletucky LOL

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha! Oh my goodness!! Twins!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, my friend was under the impression she was spayed actually. All of their barn cats are fixed.. this Momma just slipped under the radar!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They do! One is living her best life as a barn cat like her momma, and a neighbor girl has the other one. :)

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I checked your post history! Gorgeous kitties!! Those eyes!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I may be biased, but I totally agree!!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@op This made me laugh so hard. Thank you!! I also have a cat that “stalks strangers” that stay over. Including while they shower!

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I found these at GFS a few years ago and my life was happy. Casey’s General Store pizza also tastes like it!! Makes me a happy gal

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would imagine it used to belong to a Buy Here/Pay Here. They shut your shit down if you are late on payments.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0