weasel1

5360 pts ยท May 19, 2014


And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

4 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Hello! Hello! Hellooooooo!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#45 A crummy haunted house that actually gets scary when you leave? That's called everyday life.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Taming Of The Flu.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Taming Of The Flu.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kill one person, you're a murderer. Kill a million, you're a conqueror. Kill them all, you're a god.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The moon is just the sun at night. It's Heaven and Hell.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does every Florida Man headline read like a mad-lib?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back when McDonalds were colorful and fun , not the ugly grey boxes they are now.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Accept"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fish, plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

gotten married, had kids, and died since this show began.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At this point, I would be safe to say that there are now people who have been born, grown up, gone to school, graduated college,

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you find a genuinely good person, cherish as you would a rare gem. There just seems to be too few of these people today.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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And in his final words I found an ace that I could keep.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FUCK THOSE POACHING ASSHOLES TO THE WORST HELL'S GOT TO OFFER!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's gone to hospital with chest pains. You might get your wish.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothin'!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But February made me shiver, with every paper I deliver. Bad news on the doorstep. I couldn't take one more step.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Welcome to minute 6 of the glorious refueling scene.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So do you! (I scrolled specifically hoping to find this gif.)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nothin'!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read the title in Don Addam's voice.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Choke me, daddy!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Its A Wonderful Life - Man discovers hes the only thing keeping a town of idiots from fucking everything up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0