warriorbard

22424 pts ยท June 4, 2012


I name myself what I want to be someday. kinda like dressing for the job you want, not the job you have, only I've no clean black turtlenecks and Steve's dead. If this gets to the front page, I'll tell you a story.

More and more, I wonder if that guy on Tumblr was right - creatures see us as the fey of their world

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Pity she did.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still not over Eddie.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Preach it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No but seriously - comedy movie of the year. Team always comes in last with robots which do dumb things but the robots manage to help them burn down the headquarters. Turn themselves in for the reward money which pays for the wheelchair.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love date references like this

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We often called him that.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was born my dad's sibling walked into the toy store (they still had them then) and said, "I want the noisiest toy you've got."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Boss showed me a how-to vid made by professionals on tree cutting and I thought that's cool I'm still gonna hire that out instead of doing it myself

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every time there is a blackout, people say, "That's it! No more!" But even so here we are again.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is that wool even usable?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend, middle school Tuesdays were a dream with square little Caesars - the toasted, crispy, cheesy, greasy, springy amalgamation of the edge pieces haunts me to this day and I can find it nowhere now.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get it and we are a touch-starved society.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Flew through air and water both

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey you believe what you believe and I believe what I believe and would you believe? No one knows what to believe. Believe it or not.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

He was and remains so.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Babylon 5. We live for the one, we die for the one.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mouse?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jiggle the doorknobs, my dude. Look for the open but keep testing to see if the closed are unlocked

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Leave it. Leave it. LEAVEITLEAVEITLEAVEITLEAVEITdamn

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Likewise, My Lord.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine would!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It took me awhile to learn 7, dammit! Why would you offer me 11?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No chocolate chips...no molasses....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0