wantedTwo

59558 pts · June 6, 2017


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Yes, if I’m still alive for round two that is.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, Uranus is not visible to just the naked eye. Got to be naked and bent over.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would have stripped every shingle on the way down.

1 day ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 1

My fat ass will take one of each.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s a black hole, not a star.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very nice TT post!

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Ow my eye! And I’m pretty sure #2 is a witnessed. Good luck!

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Cap was already popped, you can see the deformed lip on the left side and no fizz. Still impressive depth precipitation and control.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should also point out Face ID is an apple trademark. (Name not technology)

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The google says rapidly pressing the lock button 5 times will activate the emergency SOS screen which will also disable biometrics. Been available since September of 2017.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Willing to do the same in Utah. Hit me up. Serious offer.

4 days ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 7

Not sure what nation’s band this is but they win all war forever*.

*Excluding US and Israel.

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Uh… I don’t know what to do. Do two negatives equal a positive or is it a double negative? Fuck it. Calling in back up. @fartharder

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honesty it was the clop of the wooden shoes for me.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look at those bitey muscles! 4th strongest bite force of any animal and strongest of any cat. Would still psp psp.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rapidly tap the lock button before losing possession of your phone ie placing it in a bin or whatever. This disables Face ID.

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I don’t understand why there isn’t more of this. Folks that work at music stores have access to do weird stuff like this and I absolutely love it.

4 days ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

Sadly the Salt Lake zoo needs a new one. ☹️

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slag hauler. Used for moving around op’s mom.

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

As a US citizens, please, keep protesting. We deserve it, and have no credibility to say we are a free nation. I am sorry the worst of our population gained a voice. I can only hope that one day we become what we have so blindly thought we were for all these years. Forgive us on that day, but don’t forget what we did.

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Yea, that’s against the law.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

An interesting conspiracy theory is he was paid by Israel for honeypot material to blackmail high level folks. If true, it explains a lot.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an EOD tech, I hated HIMARS. Digging that big fucker out of the ground when they don’t go off sucks.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wish I could tag the Irwins.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends what it’s for, a braise or pot roast? Perfect. As a steak, well, a little chewy.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remind me what they said they were holding out for during the last shut down and what they ultimately did?

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Threatening to plow them.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everything reminds me of her.

2 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Pants.

2 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0