waitwhut

24398 pts ยท January 9, 2013


I came to eat popcorn and waste company time and I'm all out of popcorn..

Same energy. Different era.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Note to self, knee to the groin doesn't work if they are erect.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe the number was like 70 million registered voters sat out 2024.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cop rolls up after set up, "Can't park here, mate."

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She was so dope as Red. One of my favorite characters from the show.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trump stuff.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Don't forget he tried to distract by posting the most racist Barack video to date.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh it means something alright. They hire their own. Head of Palantir UK knew the secret handshake.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think they are implying the "machine" he was fixing was greasy?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a guy with a brisket pic as his phone's wallpaper, this is beautiful. Great job.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tail wiggle at the end tho..

2 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

That's my name don't wear it out.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before Covid, my job used to have a chef come in and make us breakfast on Mondays. Live omelet station always had the longest lines. Made us feel special ๐Ÿ˜

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They came to her house for NYE, she's the ringleader!!

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's called "Superstition Mountain" because of the lost Dutchman's Mine. There's a "superstition" that a Dutch dude found a gold mine up there and nobody has been able to locate it.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree. Arizona would be pretty high up there. I lived there for 25 years and saw the weirdest shit on the news all the time. The teens whose mom "disappeared" and the state spent months looking through the landfills for her. The jewelry dealer that was lured to a hotel room and murdered by a dude and his gf. The guy who murdered his wife (a nurse) then set the house on fire. He was chased into the Superstition Mountains and they lost his trail. It goes on and on.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

. (Fartface stuff)

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, I'd count to 20 but I'm 100% sure I wouldn't be in the same place when I get to 20 as when I started.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's one way of getting your interior done for free.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's just jealous that you have all your ducks in a row.

6 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

He died how he lived. Being a dick.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Roomba has made it to the wedding!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Prolly comes from getting his hand slapped away 500X's a night by Melania.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I like whatcha did there.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She looks absolutely exhausted of this bs. Reluctant hero.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The night of long knives 2025 is coming. Folks might not die, but their public lives are done.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0