voydlander

20608 pts ยท June 29, 2015


born under a bad sign found in a cornfield raised by wolves I rate selfies and sexy girl posts by the amount of firewood I think they would be able to put away for the winter.

that is the correct answer

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sour gummies or sweet?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

gold medal in fastest conversion from winner to loser.

4 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

just a crow bar

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Can anyone pass along the incantations needed to summon this demon?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's pretty hilarious coming from a state where the distillation business has been getting nothing but financial pains from wingnut policies.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I hate that I have to ask if this is serious or not. Feels like satire, but we live in crazytimes.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm not convinced those are coffee beans

2 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I just rescued an abandoned cat with the intention of getting it to a good home. I've got it comfortably quarantined in the back room till I can get it to a vet to check for chips, checkup and shots. super sweet boy, pure black. problem is my cat really hates this guy, and is giving me attitude for bringing him home. I'd love to foster the guy and get him up to weight before sending him off to the perfect home but I don't want to deal with territorial kitty drama. Best advice?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

do they get along with the wolves?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a snapping turtle? I had no idea they had any mode besides grumpy.

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

at least the dogs had a nice day out.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's your top time travel vacation destination?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's just being energy smart. Cuddles are a nice side benefit.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

if I have a robot butler it would be overbuilt and heavily modded anyways, so the pillow would have been a mercy. I will die happy knowing that even though in death I unleashed a custom homicidal self directed death machine upon the world, I taught it good manners.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That one caught my eye too. Hard to believe that's a real thing they get mad about.

5 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

If it makes you feel any better, there is an alternate timeline version of you is living in a tediously normal, safe and sane world. That is the version of you who never pays attention to politics because its generally boring to watch competent people make smart decisions based on real data.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#6 penne

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because Jesus can drive does not mean he can fly an airplane.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's not a bad business name. It implies they know the modern beverage trends.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do we want brain chips?

6 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

what the hell did you eat?

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that made me smile

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not even her final form

10 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I smiled.

10 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 7

Having grown up in a farm community I can tell you with a great deal of certainty that most who grew up in that environment do not feel exploited and there is a sense of pride learning farm skills, doing chores and contributing to the family farm at an early age. I can see how it might look to someone looking in, but its actually a pretty great childhood. Obviously this is just my perspective, I don't speak for all farm kids.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was driving the other day and I saw a small hawk pin some sort of small bird and was probably about to have a snack when a rabbit bust out from the weeds on the side of the road and charged the hawk. The hawk flew off, the little bird flew off the other way and the rabbit hopped off to the weeds. What the hell was that all about?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no you're not.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

no you can't.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Plenty of farm kids would disagree with you.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4