Got a processor? Make hummus!
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tl;dr - Spitting on a pussy isn't fun for everyone involved
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Move Along.
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Uh, pardon?
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Jesus tryna give y'all a hug and y'all stiffin him, what gives
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So my cousin shared a survey that I felt compelled to take
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Led me on for 7 months. Tried to get back with me. MFW
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A very good rescued girl!
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Someone who likes me wanted to see me spreading my cheeks. I had to oblige.
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Never been unfriended this fast before.
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My cousin is an individual of remarkable culture.
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This is Tigger, my 3-legged kitty. I'll never forget him.
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Turned 21 an hour and 44 minutes ago. My general mood towards all person right now.
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Do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid?
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Yeah I'm pretty good at this game.
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When you catch someone reposting to facebook :(
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Now THIS is an album I would buy.
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To user rox99: Is this close enough to be considered an acceptable landing?
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I had no idea my ex started her own brewing company
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What I show to people who insist Apple is better.
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This is an urgent public service announcement.
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Watching Equilibrium when suddenly...
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Good lord, kitten, take a breath!
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Technically, wouldn't these be Cocoa Conglomerates?
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Update: I am REALLY REALLY good at this game.
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Good parenting starts young.
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This is now a spiderman thread.
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He may only have 3 legs, but this is the most dangerous trap in the house.
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Not sure what to read next? Here's some help.
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Yo, hit me up wit summa dat homo sapizzles
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We have a winner.
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You are not the highway, you are the rolling wheel
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Welcome your Demonic Phallic Overlord.
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