9th panic attack of the night... ugh
My mom and stepdad got me tickets to see John Cleese in person for my birthday!
I just finished my first class of the semester! A gruesome four week psychology class. I did it all despite my personal life being shit! 1 class down and 4 to go!
Me coming into work tomorrow after drinking like a dehydrated Irishman.
It really didn’t need to happen...
My Fiancé Face when I introduced a bigger buddy for the strap on.
My pupper passed away at 3:30 this afternoon.
MRW I notice that the kids born in 1996 can legally drink in the US.
MRW I see that John Cleese is coming to my city to do a screening of the Holy Grail!
New sun visor!
Y’all I just completed another class. A months worth in 5 hours. I got a 96 as my grade. Goodnight y’all.
Merry Christmas Imgur!
The best childhood ruining thread ever!
Happy National Puppy Day from my best boy Cookie!
When I realized that I have put more work into a online virtual Hogwarts' homework than my real college homework.
I don't have a pupper but I have a senior doggo. His name is Odie and he is 13 years old!
Here is to the psychologist that finally gave me an answer about what the fuck is wrong with me.
When I find out that guacamole isn't extra.
Just finished a shit done of homework and a project due today. Good night y'all!
Me turning in a paper two minutes before the deadline.
MRW my mom tells a story at family dinner of something that happened to me three years ago.
Dallas Cowboys posted this on Facebook
Happy 96th Birthday Betty White!
MRW my Uncle tells me I am going to Hell for going to Planned Parenthood.
I went to the UK this week with a stop in Scotland. I also met this fluffy cow!
Me coming home after a visit to the UK.
Well... happy mother's day to you too mom...
The Weather Radar is Flipping Me Off. Fuck You too Rain!
So I made a thing today!
Saw this on a Facebook garage sell page.
That's a bit harsh don't you think?
I had to have dinner with family tonight.
Congrats Dirk Nowitzki for hitting 30,000 points!
My mom was diagnosed with Thyroid cancer today.
MRW I take my brother shopping for stuff to make a salad and brings stuff to make a pizza.
MRW I find an old porn video I used to get off to.
Anyone down for some CAH?
So fucking jittery. STHAP BODY!
A gift from a new friend!
There is a 24 hour stream of Whose Line is it Anyway on YouTube right now!
So I got this in the mail today!
Need a good laugh tonight?
My sweet little Corgi went to the rainbow bridge last night. Just wanted to share this picture, which was my favorite.
Happy 95th Birthday Betty White!
Dear Betty White, Your birthday is in two days. Please...
I got the best lego set tonight! Thanks santa!
Watching the Oscars tonight.
MRW I see a bunch of pictures of Brendan Fraser on the FP this morning.
MRW as a Dallas Cowboys fan and I root for the Eagles so we can clench.
It makes me feel powerful!
Never fails to make me laugh!
Happy 94th birthday Stan Lee!
I don't have a pupper but does Imgur like senior doggos?
Since chat is a thing now...
I'm done being a sad sack of fat.
Santa! Thank you!