vindicore

1371 pts ยท April 6, 2013


My toddler just shit itself. Definitely deserve some kind of medal for scooping shit out of someone else's underwear.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So glad my school uses most of these techniques, not like the last one that used all kinds of disproven shit.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No offense, but how am I supposed to spend half the game building tiny forts while waiting for others to take their turn if everything by is tidied away so neatly?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I worry about how much of my Persian cat's hair I simply breath in day by day.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of the dinosaurs a hundred years ago? I think not.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much as I refuse to believe in anything in addition to the Indian Jones trilogy, my disappointment with star wars thankfully ended with episode 3.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm reading the Narnia books to my daughter, and C S Lewis loves a bit of overly detailed botany descriptions as well...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trigger's broom explains it nicely to most UK residents over a certain age.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I saw one of these the other day, was really cool. Didn't blend in on my wall very well tbh.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear this, even though there is no sound.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to clarify to a colleague I was explaining this to that it was the horses scrotum, not Arthur's.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My parents live not far from it, but every visit we end up in the same National Trust property...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If all the captains just went ahead and took the yellow cards it would add some extra challenge to the tournament...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tooth fairies have sick days and holidays.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*nods*

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amusingly counting bugs on numberplates here in the UK was how we recently checked insect numbers. They are, way, way down...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I seem to remember this research not being the most rigorous. Fun game though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dunno, exotic matter sure does sound fancy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those aren't cakes. They're works of art.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Found out the other day, sadly unsurprisingly, that plenty of organisations plant the trees in unsuitable places and then just let them die.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My school gave a pack to every teacher to give out to anyone who asks to combat period poverty. Given out a few so far.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coughs. With less air resistance on the Moon and such that stack of wood would reach a much greater terminal velocity...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the fact BP pushed the idea of the individual reducing their carbon footprint. So much so it is in the UK Science curriculum.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Explained this to my physics class the other day, despite them using radians for years in maths...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With OP's username? Gross.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Handily there are all your familiar fast food outlets just 3 minutes walk away. And plenty of would be muggers.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You've got wood for his sheep? Filthy.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

The wife and I didn't believe my crazy MIL when she said that this happened at our local hospital. Turns out we were the ones in the wrong.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shame about the rest of the series. I wonder when the bounty hunter will hunt a bounty? Or shoot someone? Disintegrate someone? Anything?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2