veggiesplease

120 pts · March 26, 2015


They were ALL WRONG. Not ONE PERSON ever called something photoshop without being WRONG.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In b4 my parents say “They’re not our rules, they’re God’s rules, and we all must follow them”

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We don't see the irony! At all! I love it!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I'm queer. Are the clubs part of "standing united against hate"?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A company is just a person whose job is to profit.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

… how ethical is this meat product?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And this is where?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In other news, police officers failed to stop two murders and an attempted rape because a man misreported his shed burglary as an emergency.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

They didn't remove the fucking dislike button

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Name the library that's banned Fahrenheit 451. Come on, guys.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, imagine being in politics and there are pieces of shit so low they’ll even criticize you for how you kiss your partner.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Live below your means and stop blaming the economy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The Celeron was obsolete the moment it was produced.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, wtf happened to #5?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

…that would be because unions are more expensive than raises. The company will go with the cheaper thing. It doesn’t make either affordable.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A PRINCE. Fair winds and following seas, noble buddy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just start shrieking like it’s exploding out of you so violently and with such nausea that you can’t contain yourself.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? And civilians can get the semi auto version?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah you’re right. Thanks for educating.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s similar to an MP5 in that they’re both SMG’s by H&K, but the MP7 is newer and almost impossible to get as a civilian. It’s fancy.

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

American here. Is that crumpet for us, sir? Do you need someone to eat the crumpet for you sir? Give us the crumpet, sir.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all have the means to help those less fortunate than us, but almost none of us do a god damn thing about it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not the answer.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How much was the photo shoot and the guy couldn’t even iron his shirt. Jesus.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I had no idea Michael Cera could play the guitar.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I just did 300.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

“His little larping group.” “His dumb wife.” You sound like an ugly person. Side note, I’d kill to have my brother back. Reflect on this.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1