vanellope

116 pts · March 17, 2013


Milk expires fast also.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a teacher married to a garbage man, it took him 14 years to make as much as I make (my first year teaching).

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband uses more toilet paper for one poop than I use all day.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My stupid school doesn’t allow anyone to dress up or have a party. No Halloween, Christmas or valentines. Can’t wait to teach somewhere else

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have a five month old. My husband hasn’t lost a minute of sleep lol I on the other hand have lost a few.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

actually have an ultrasound with a heart specialist to check my babies heart for any heart problems. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother was born with tetralogy of fallot (not sure if that’s what you have?). Regardless you are awesome! I (1/1)

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I’m pregnant and excited for stuff like that to happen. Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fiance is lithuanian!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go tigers!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Babe, want some popcorn? No? Okay ill only make a little. Eats over half the bowl.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Phys ed and other specials are being eliminated from elementary schools leaving it all up to the main teacher.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching the matrix for the first time right now. Not kidding, its about time..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lapeer

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

backstreet boys!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My parents wouldn't let me get a job in high school. I needed to be home to watch my siblings.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why is there a sidewalk going to it?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my kitty has the same name!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The book it way better. But the movie isn't horrible. This book is full of spiders was awesome too.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never had homemade. I try not to drink pop too much but I love vanilla coke. I'll definitely have to try making it myself!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vanilla coke!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Been crying all morning. My heart is absolutely broken.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Fix it felix!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

***k windows 8

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saw this on world's funniest on trutv yesterday!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lake could have done that thing where it lets out a bunch of co2, like lake nyos. I'm not a scientist though lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, please!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Killer karaoke!!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He looks like my childhood dog. =]

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0