uummwhy

737 pts · July 27, 2015


As someone who worked in a cell phone store for years, our iPads were the store babysitters. The only time I refused was when a family dropped off their children and tried to leave. I literally yelled down the mall hallway, “You forgot your children!”

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As someone who has put at least 1000 screen protectors on, this was my boyfriend while I was putting his screen protector on.

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#26 He can teach me about as much Warhammer as he wants to.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

One of my managers did this, except he went into the back office and put his tie and his name tag on before coming back out and being like, “How can I help you?”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here lies @uummwhy. She was not the only woman who had been killed by a car in the past few years in the aftermath of the attack but she was the only woman to be killed by a police car.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My cat would sprint back and forth pressing it until it was empty, or the batteries died. If he got too full he would just vomit up all of the treats and then go again.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

At work we have the option of Edge or Chrome and literally the only reason I use Chrome is because I hate the Edge icon with the briefcase and have removed it from the taskbar and desktop.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So proud of op and every quitter in the comments. It’s been 10+ years since losing someone special to cancer, and I’ll never forget them or what took them from me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This. I worked at a job that ruined my health (mental and physical) for 12 years because I was so afraid of not having a job. I’m lucky and have been gone for over two years now and I’m thankful for it, but I know others aren’t so lucky.

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It’s crazy to me that it would take 35 years to prove something that my friends and I found out in an afternoon of messing around when we were teenagers?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I can’t get out shredded cheese on anything anymore without paying and singing about the cheese tax.

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Fatigued Snickers hasn’t even left the gate.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have Prime, Last One Laughing -Canada is hilarious.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had a Samsung washing machine that broke after less than 6 months, warranty repair took two months, then it broke again after three months. Believe me, I stay away from Samsung appliances.

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I got to go there with my mom a couple of years ago, and she was like, “I wish I would have had the money to send you to space camp or something when you were a kid.” I was acting like a little kid while we were there, so excited.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 Sharks are older than the North Star, Polaris.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s 100% a skill, and one you need to practice. In college I had pages and pages of math problems, and if I look at them now? Gibberish.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve gotten every booster and still gotten Covid 3 times, but I worked retail. I’d hate to see how bad it would have been without the vaccines.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mother needed 17 stitches in her leg after falling and hitting her leg on one.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want a tattoo of a cat on my forehead.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I 100% won our stores fantasy football league doing this. Most of the time I had customers changing my lineup for me. The guys in my store were SO upset that I won.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m super techy, love all sort of electronics and have a career in IT. A friend wanted to see the engine of my car and I couldn’t figure out how to open the hood. We all know what we know.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

THIS

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#10 “Go ahead and press send on that email”

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had a touch screen that cracked from the heat in one of my cars. The manufacturer replaced it and I traded it in shortly after that, but I still wonder if it would have happened again.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 Does anyone else have issue with the absolute heinous knot the guy in this video tied?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Took me until I was 37 to get mine, it’s never too late! Congratulations!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0