utdrmac

27129 pts · October 16, 2015


Where are my trophies?!

That's only if the airline cancels the flight; not if you cancel/change plans.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He didn't say she was pregnant; she just gave birth. Can't have sex for many weeks after that.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

*pow* right in the kisser

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He came in like a wrecking ball

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Where is Yoda's species?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

?1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where do all the bullets go? They gotta fall down right?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or your wall has waves in it. Would hope this smart machine can compensate for things like this.

6 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0

Literally a flag in MySQL called "--i-am-a-dummy" to prevent you from executing DELETE without a WHERE clause

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Huge Star Trek fan here. Having really hard time getting into B5. Only 1/2 thru 1st season and very difficult to watch. Does it get better?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You skipped the most important part!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Worked fine here

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could someone explain this to my friend? He doesn't get it.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Wow. something on imgur finally made me spittake.

6 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 1

tired*

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s what she said

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not in the US. Paycheck, or simply check, is acceptable.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, it’s an animated gif

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What game?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Damnit Karen. Don't change the orientation of your camera part way through recording. Ugh.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh yea

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What’s the difference between raviolo and ravioli?

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Not if he folded it well enough

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... Now I get it. Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really seems like the wrong way to do that

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

About tree-fiddy big

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Diamond isn't a shape though; just a rotated square.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They ars giving you that look because you don't know basic English grammar. My friend and I*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do believe he was speaking to Dr Reid on this speech.

6 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1