userbugs

15813 pts ยท January 21, 2013


I'm bugs

This is why I love comic books. Where else are you gonna find the perfect mix of gorillas, dinosaurs, motorcycles, and purple?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh geeze I thought that was supposed to be a young Aunt May

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I don't know if Anthony Hopkins is the guy who should be telling people to "live deliciously."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping for a spit-take

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seeing him do the moves is taking me waaaay back

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An alien who is a QWOP savant

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong, actually. It's pronounced "A Whale's Vagina."

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They upped my pay to $28/hr and I *still* had to quit because of the absolute administrative failure in controlling these terrified kids. :(

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then perhaps a career as a bomb technician is right for you!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's some quality coaching.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell of a mashup

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is Dead by Daylight

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moon Knight Moon Knight Moon Knight Moon Knight

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dudes rock

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good be an interpretation of Demeter, the Greek god of the harvest aka The Green Reaper

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking it's some sort of Slavic harvest goddess but I can't find much to support that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hobo spiders are not dangerous to large mammals. Please stop this hateful campaign against our friendly neighbors!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know her personally from grad school and she won an IgNobel Prize for her work with urination and defecation. But it's 21+-13 seconds...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called a pharyngeal jaw, just FYI

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That way they can end up like me and spend 7 years in grad school >:]

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I teach at a middle school, and above all else, my goal is to make sure the kiddos have a positive relationship with education.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guards look like they are barely able to contain their laughter

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Incorrect. Anybody whose name I know is my friend. From there, the best friend tier list is ranked simply by seniority.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On imgur, probably

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those happen if there's violence in the vicinity of the school but not necessarily inside the building. I still had to clear the halls.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I teach at a middle school and we had an active shooter drill last week and then hours later there was an actual "lock & teach" event

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0