urttraz

9946 pts · January 1, 2012


Hi. I suck at this, nice to meet you.

30 feet you say?

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It's a feature :)

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Felt this.

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Hecho en México

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When they did an ultrasound on mine it was unpleasantly warm. There is no middle ground.

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I had lost about 140lbs from my highest weight, but gained about 30lbs back. After a few months I'm back on a diet again. So far so good. :)

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On PC highlight an image in a post. A ... will appear in the top right. Click it. Click comment. It auto adds the number in the comment box.

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All roads lead to bone.

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Country bones, take me home

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I wonder what that's like. Having a friend, I mean.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can shorten that by calling them cunts, it's okay.

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#9 Some guy I knew as a kid will always be remembered by me as the kid who shit the floor in first grade during lunch.

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The real reason Republicunts want less abortions is so there are more children for them to groom.

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It's hard for them to remember more than 3 things at a time.

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It's almost definitely a way to flaunt success/status. Or maybe a "now you owe me" type thing.

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My broke ass thinking "same".

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For the scientists, after some research, you might wanna look up some kind of taxi service and a passenger by the name Cassidy Klein.

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The real Throat G.O.A.T.

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In some cases they're probably willing to lose their own free speech if it means others lose theirs. Anything to hurt others.

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How many houses would a warehouse wear if a warehouse could wear houses?

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boner broth

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#1 The red one restores health, the blue one restores mana.

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They apparently crush the skulls of would-be predators with their big powerful butts.

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A guy I knew in high school still tells people I gave him his first tattoo after I had jabbed him with a pencil because he was being a dick.

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