unknownuser0

13138 pts ยท December 31, 2013


Nothing to see here.

My 2 year old had to wait an extra 20 min for his firetruck ride because couchfucker and his motorcade was late clearing the runway... Just saying, there's precedent.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My kid ate both of his then gave mine to Daddy.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As long as our heads of state go to the highest corporate bidder, I don't see this happening. (Unrelated: what are your immigration policies?)

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they sound like they're fighting, it's Cantonese.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm in my forties, and feel pretty elderly.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup, but the color of a toddler after frozen is different from the color of a toddler eating fresh... That being said, no one over three is allowed fresh blueberries in this house.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm finding a lot of the newer playgrounds are being built higher with a little more risk built in. Kids need the extra challenge. An occasional broken arm is worth the developmental advantages.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read, "scroll to the last one if you don't want to see sometimes legs bend backwards" so I just assumed this was one long compilation of gross leg stuff.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well now we know who's really behind the war on Christmas.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised the rare time I take this exit and don't see this.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Again?(Had to look at the date to see if this was just old news from the last campaign... Nope.)

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The eyeliner is probably the only thing I appreciate about JD Vance... (As well as most of his comments on Trump during the 2016 election)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My company holds a yearly vaccine clinic that I do not partake in, cuz Harris teeter gives you $15 for flu and COVID. $15 is $15

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#27 replace "parents" with "people I work with in the tech industry"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, now we have plans after daycare.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mine would be so much less so if he was this still.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for calling this prick out by name.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is why we all have subtitles on now.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

To be fair he mostly does the dishes, while I'm putting the baby to bed. But it's usually something like " The baby is doing a really cute thing, you have to come over here and look..." .... "Well do you want me to look at the baby or make you dinner?"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But that is like 45 min less sleep. (Which is a lot when your kid wakes up at 1)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Relate so hard to mom in panel 2.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

They currently only have 4 reviews on Google. I feel like they could use more.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who hurt you, Slovenia?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Id also add that even if mom and partner were equally good. You had your mom's food since you were a child, your taste is accustomed to that. (That being said, my mom was a shit cook.)

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

You give her too much credit, expecting a coherent argument with a fact in it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Go make us some super babies!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0