-4 pts ยท April 3, 2016
Ouch. Almost a comeback.
Nothing like a reference to a 1950's TV show. That's so cool. You know how to use the internet.
Wife? Kids? Work? I think I'm going to just keep drinking.
How Japanese make ornamental cabbages? Do you make them differently if your not Japanese?
Calm down there Bill Gates.
This is how the Amish dry their clothes.
This is way better than Ted Cruz's GPS app for immigrants. It just points south until you pass Texas.
The Millennium Lee
Quake World...1st online FPS. I used to play on dial-up. 56k baby!
Even when used rectally it's still indistinguishable from regular British food.
Anything before the black album. I can still remember first listening to the black album and thinking WTF??
Try drinking. Alcohol increases your tolerance. You can slowly ease in to your lifetime of mediocrity while surrounded by the inane.
I feel sorry for your successful life. *takes another sip of bourbon*
Is that a reference to my rampant drug use? Or that you never watched the movie?
Blade Runner?
BJ matinee?
Old enough to be conceived in one?
Beakman's World >Bill Nye the Science Guy
Magic: The Virgining
Does it move and it shouldn't? Duct tape. Does it not move and it should? WD-40.
*brrrrrp* *ewww*
Visigoths be like "We were sacking Rome before it was cool"
So true, Satan would never hang out when my ex was around.
Danny Devito with hair!
Does that make them cinnamon buns?
blue balls?
I can't deal with horses, please bear with me....
If I had that much blow, I'd do a backflip too.
Ouch. Almost a comeback.
Nothing like a reference to a 1950's TV show. That's so cool. You know how to use the internet.
Wife? Kids? Work? I think I'm going to just keep drinking.
How Japanese make ornamental cabbages? Do you make them differently if your not Japanese?
Calm down there Bill Gates.
This is how the Amish dry their clothes.
This is way better than Ted Cruz's GPS app for immigrants. It just points south until you pass Texas.
The Millennium Lee
Quake World...1st online FPS. I used to play on dial-up. 56k baby!
Even when used rectally it's still indistinguishable from regular British food.
Anything before the black album. I can still remember first listening to the black album and thinking WTF??
Try drinking. Alcohol increases your tolerance. You can slowly ease in to your lifetime of mediocrity while surrounded by the inane.
I feel sorry for your successful life. *takes another sip of bourbon*
Is that a reference to my rampant drug use? Or that you never watched the movie?
Blade Runner?
BJ matinee?
Old enough to be conceived in one?
Beakman's World >Bill Nye the Science Guy
Magic: The Virgining
Does it move and it shouldn't? Duct tape. Does it not move and it should? WD-40.
*brrrrrp* *ewww*
Visigoths be like "We were sacking Rome before it was cool"
So true, Satan would never hang out when my ex was around.
Danny Devito with hair!
Does that make them cinnamon buns?
blue balls?
I can't deal with horses, please bear with me....
If I had that much blow, I'd do a backflip too.