underscoreneckbeard

26087 pts ยท November 8, 2012


Definitely shops at Kohls.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's take at least two people.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#45, time to switch off that SSRI man.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sucks. But thanks for all the great memes!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So is pooh

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

And here I thought growing up about 500 feet from I94, under a flight path from Metro airport was bad.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone from Michigan, yep.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's that now?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"2036"

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My face has never needed to be touched so badly as when I'm trying not to.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But isn't he Asian?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm cool with just new sponges.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You guys know they don't wear underwear in space? Crazy huh?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've seen this porn, it's a regular dick.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh please god yes!!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

End world paychecks? But that's how I buy my food?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now do it on a wifi access point!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The most tender barnacles you'll get this side of the Mississippi.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In my line of work I respond to this with: "Working as designed, closing ticket."

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Mild winter then?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a former east side Michigan resident, I feel this.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Soak your logs in wood.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0