underpantswizard

143640 pts · January 15, 2013


I own a fat cat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From experience, I’d say $2,500+ per square foot for luxury condos and better NYC neighborhoods

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Chances are he was on a high floor and they bought him out and gave him a lower floor/unrenovated/small or similar sized unit.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

No. The joke is that the only thing we want is there to be a fast travel post in Crows Perch.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be fair, Dragula would improve most videos. Except the actual real music video.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always squeeze mozzarella

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not on my watch.

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Based on the first shot of the clip I thought it was going to be Baby Yoda

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And 9 acceleration

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Started on 3. I tried 2 recently I couldn’t get use to the game mechanics so barely made it more than a couple hours.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I find myself thinking too often: “Am I staring at them right? Am I staring too much?” and then I miss what they’re saying to me.

6 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Thought she had a little red shoe on

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It’s perfect for middle aged women

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While I enjoy the joke. In all seriousness, at one point that hole was the only big enough to look through. Wouldn’t he have noticed!?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

About half each

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Aww I’ve got two of em! Abner & Olive. A little dumb and a lot of love.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He ate paint and thought it was yogurt

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I’m rewatching this right now!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not as easy when you have 2 counter height bloodhounds unfortunately

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recked

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like sleeping on the couch sometimes bc there’s a tv. And yeah the change of pace is nice + you can snuggling into the cushions better

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understood this once.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Way too much blood on those successive hand prints.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty weak squat if you can bench 315

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wolves are bigger, yes. But my bigger dog can do that and lick the top of my head and I’m 6’. They’re just not as fluffy.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My bloodhounds can basically do that.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Good stuff you Insecure Crotch Dumpling.

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