ultrafoo

21259 pts · July 17, 2014


I won a football thing by basing my decisions on team colors and how attractive I found the team. Won a dozen bottles of wine.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It isn’t true. I have been to a taping and the judges were all present.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Maniology is my go to brand, but there are a ton out there. But if you want something simpler, you can look up nail stickers or water decals

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The technique is called nail stamping. Can be done on natural or fake nails.

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Recruiter once sent me a listing for my current job. Same company and position. Said no thanks, think I will stay where I am.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1) Today is Labor Day, she didn’t have work 2) it is 7pm! This woman drove 45 min to work, ignored multiple signs, and still hadn’t realized

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Called my mom today at 7pm. Asked where she was because I could tell she was in the car. “I am a few blocks from work since it is almost 7”

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Check out Muderbot Diaries. They are about 150 pages each. Really enjoying them at the moment!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am about to finish book one and loving it!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I moved in Jan of this year. Also thankful I don’t have this stress anymore!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But accidentally sent it to the political people instead. Got a real person who texted me back.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I meant to text my mom about how I wish I would stop getting political texts (in not particularly nice words). 1/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom. I complain about mowing grass. She says “you used the riding mower, I push mowed”. She CHOSE to push mow!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I watched it for the first time this year. Liked the show but kind of hated all the characters.

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A super nice guy and very flamboyant. The office was made up of mostly older men, guess they were just afraid to straight up call him his BF

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Used to work with a guy and everyone one talked about his friend all the time. Met the friend and I was like ohhh. I understand now.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite is “Name something that gets passed around”. Woman said collection plate at church, the guy said a joint.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My great grandma swore she got to 104 by eating fruits, nuts, vegetables, and liver.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

having it in the new place.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she wants my attention or is purposefully trying to annoy me. In my old apartment I was able to train her quickly. But she is just not

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really depends on the cat. I am three months in and still have foil and tape up. I have done test removals, but she will jump up when

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is absolutely terrible, but glad I listened to the audio because the wording of the tweet had me thinking something different.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the power of Snake Hips (his term, not mine)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I offered a friend some Tres Leches once. He took a bite and said “ew this has milk in it”.... Uh yeah, that is literally the name of it!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just read it for the first time. Finished about a week ago. That first half man, it was a STRUGGLE.

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I tried tape on the edge, but she was able to get enough height to clear it. Plus foil is easier to move if I need to use the space.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just moved and have to line the kitchen counters with foil to teach her it is a no no zone. She is also an asshole and refuses to give in.

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