I once saw a pineapple sat in a tree. It opened one eye and it winked at me. If you get this to the front page I'll send you a pack of cheap shortbread (cheap shortbread is best shortbread)
I once saw a pineapple sat in a tree. It opened one eye and it winked at me. If you get this to the front page I'll send you a pack of cheap shortbread (cheap shortbread is best shortbread)
I think I found the issue. They used anti submarine rockets, not anti plane go fast rockets
I'm moving across the UK because I can buy a house outright and work two fewer days. Who isn't hyped for WFH? Used to commute an hour
Your mom's wide AF and people run a train on her all the time
I want to see this exact same shot on disposable cameras now
Spot Eminem
I just started playing mario kart again and wondered why everyone was looking at me then an ambulance arrived.
Yep, I walked past that very spot yesterday!
Wow an eighth pound of meth costs way more than I thought
I'm 29 and I've put it on without my 2yo at times. We both love it. He yells "booey" at the tv
I would love to know how much to fund an entire meal, these posts are amazing
You'd be pretty bad at your job if you didn't!
You've clearly never met my ex or you would be more sexually active
Where we live my wife with an MSc from a decent university (better than my bsc) wouldn't make much more than childcare. Not worth it.
I also choose this man's meme
The holes are so you can still enjoy watersports.
The perfect heist? Stealing the security guards heart. But how will they go about getting noticed? *Theme song starts*
Apparently people's attention spans are
I think robbing anyone with a gun is illegal
Brits, Sainsbury's own brand £4.50 pizza stuffed crust will blow your knob off for the price. Their garlic dip is great too.
Gently cup the balls to ensure they're ok. Mouth to mouth and a quick appendectomy. Clearly this person was close to death.
No idea. No supermarket near me is low on chicken. I've even been able to get some reduced because they have too much.
Funnily I'd been pretty average about it until a week or so ago. Now I'm drowning in apples again! Forgot how nice they were
Wife is American, I'm British. She'd always beat me through customs before Brexit. I'd rather go into her non EU lane.
Why do these always make me ugly cry? I have to leave the room to clean my face and I love it!
Ok but was this actually an elaborate trick to make the parent rickroll themselves?
This might be the best cosplay I've ever seen. It's beautiful and scary at the same time
To be fair I only know like thirteen words in my first language apparently
Yeah but you're *my* lumpy piece of shit. I don't know you but I love your lumpy piece of shit ass.