tyrendeth

54436 pts ยท July 5, 2017


As God as my witness... I thought turkeys could fly.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a whole lot of nope and fuck you.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

A man should know his limitations.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You leave the Scots out of this you filthy wanker

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well, at least your virginity is intact.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 15

If the rest of the world was better than America, they wouldn't give a fuck about America. Ipso facto, your meme is wrong.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Have you seen my friend Kyle? He's about this high! Have you seen Kyle?! Seen Klye?!

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Capt'n! There be whales here!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A white knight with a black umbrella. Do Koreans wear Fedora's?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Because fuck Schumer and his pork spending. Targeted relief or nothing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 35

I still expect an Earth shattering kaboom! Where is the Earth shattering kaboom?!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what the fuck happens?!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On the new season of hoarders.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My only fear is heights in unenclosed places. Watching this made me grind my teeth and my asshole tied itself into a knot. All my nopes.

5 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 8

Yes.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 6

51 more months OP

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL. No. Im loving every minute of this.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

ORANGE MAN BAD! REEEEEEEEE!!!!1!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

The ATF looking for my guns.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My cats breath smells like cat food.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Covid is not a hoax. The over exaggerated "response" to it is.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

THE SHIT HAS HIT THE... Oh, wait, never mind.

5 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 5

Watching him crank on his teeth with that laryngoscope half in his mouth made me fucking cringe.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When her pants match her tramp stamp.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

And not a single tool to be had to work on either one of them.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I CAN'T BRE...WALK!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Fun fact: All those spiked cases in FL are from people from NY/NJ who moved to FL and ruined the fucking place.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 13