tydil

3841 pts ยท February 14, 2012


That sounds like something you should tell a doctor...

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

O'Henry did it, with those exact items, and plot.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's really oil prices that dropped. So the market's down for alt-energy and similar sectors. Kinda sucks.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You basically know they're opinion is worthless once they say "legos" instead of LEGO bricks.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

I heard North Korea is having a record cabbage crop this year, you could check it out.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Really? Once a week since 6th grade my schools had people come and tell my whole school "DO STEM! GET MONEY!"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

While true that energy is never "lost", I think he/she means that a lot of energy is turned into nonuseful forms like heat and sound.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Also the "is our children learning?" quote is from him rephrasing mid sentence.

11 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 7

Also gonna take a bet each of those compartments gets destroyed except one by the end of the movie a la Core.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I should buy a boat

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Well if it's from cracked it must be true.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Signed in to upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

elefantenrennen

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone doesn't watch Rick & Morty.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also you get the bus with no wifi or 4g, just about every time too.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Protip (2/2): If you stop before becoming the first one, you're stopping too soon.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protip (1/2): If you're the second one by grad school, you're going to the wrong grad school for you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so old my dad sent it to me an email.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a math major I can't help but think about allocating estimated time for these and optimizing the linear relaxation of the integer program

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are welcome to go off an enjoy the success of every communist country out there. I hear North Korea has an amazing everthing.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 4

Every world map in my school had the USSR instead of the countries we had to learn about after 9/11.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, the only way to get through a Trojan wall is if you let someone poke your plan full of holes...or condom.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you look closely, he's actually saying "meow"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also their wall, called the Trojan Wall, that was deemed impenetrable, which required the Trojan horse. But hey, we're just nitpicking.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He actually took a step forward, then backward, then turned left, then readjusted right, then took a step into his brother's room.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

H's

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I meant the other guy, but yes I remember this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did they win that award? By being homeless?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0