tx3x

4201 pts ยท July 4, 2017


Obesity is the gov't fault. They've been telling people since the 70s that the basis of the food pyramid is a shitload of carbs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Actually, I don't believe this, but the boomers will all understand the reference and feel included.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's Reagan's fault

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you have a speedier version for people with short attention spans?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bernie is trending higher than warren and DNC wants Warren to won. It's a repeat of 2016.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't believe the polls. Why Do you think there were so many questions last night condemning his stances?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have an 18 y.o. Maine Coon and he still plays several times a day. "Human, get the laser pointer and entertain me."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Crocagator forgets the safe word..

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guinea pigs. Is it a condor nest in Chile or Peru?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Received complaint of flowers stolen overnight at cemetery. Further investigation revealed that deer were eating them. Case closed

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Actually a funny comment with just the right amount of dankness. Have an upvote.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Only if they were rusty jumper cables and he was the dad.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Down in front.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have former feral cat who snuggles in when picked up. Won't let anybody else even touch her

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shhhhjh... You'll blow his cover.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the limit on humans? Is there a season or are they considered non game animals?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a male shorthair white cat with blue eyes. He wasn't born deaf, but he went deal by adulthood. Kitten can probably hear.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he's always liked the taste of Maybelline

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the pit bull was on vacation

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so they were better role models than my parents/

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and return to the human any ears that might have come off during this interaction - any tasty juicy ears... mmmmmm

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

think of it as evolution in action

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

you mean "fuck yeah, I have a cat now"

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

at least mention the parchment paper - it's the only thing keeping that cheese from permanently melting to the cookie sheet

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not John Snow, John Wick wins the throne

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

but not for the rocket, it was for being in the left lane without passing

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#evolutionthworted

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

60,00,000 is six million

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