twoofdem

29683 pts ยท February 10, 2015


One of the best shows ever made how it blends humour and emotional subjects so seamlessly is rare.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a middle aged Aussie who also recently shaved his head be careful in winter

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dated a 6'3 lass once she always got some looks.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Eric the Eel is a legend

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My great aunt did some family history investigation. Apparently a lot of my ancestors died from hysteria when she dug deeper it turns out it was likely cancer which was undiagnosed and the pain made them hysterical.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've lived in Canada unsurprisingly near the border. Trips to the US were a normal occurrence but all my friends and family are flat out refusing to go now. Even the snowbirds who have spent the colder Months in Florida for years.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had ingrown toenail issues a lot genetics and feet getting stood on frequently with sport. One time the nail had made its way out the side of my toe. Ended up getting it cauterized no drama since.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was in preschool we were the first class at that location. We each planted a tree in the front. Turns out the trees are huge and 35 trees didn't fit in the area so they had to take them out.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't look cold or funky.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Subs are supposed to sink...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Four loko story. Original kill deathy version rocked up to Vegas smashed 5 of them and then went to shoot automatic guns. Didn't die somehow.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Worked with a flat earther we pulled some strings and got them assigned to the satellite project.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I drew a dick on my friends cast. Medical staff called us immature. We're in our 40s

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They hired a team to cover a platform I looked after part time.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been adjacent to a snapped Achilles. Only thing louder is a snapped femur. Both sounded like a gunshot. Source played a lot of rugby.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Peak America

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Happy to critique a resume I'm in the field. Certs and your prior experience would get you in the doot

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching The Nanny on mute amirite

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The internet is key for young people and they are disillusioned by well everything. Mobilize that segment.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's almost legal in the rules.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's actually mandatory for every self important person these days.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had our cadets passing out parade at the end of the year. Which in Australia is summer so quite warm. Anyway our leader guy I think Sargent had a sword and we stood at attention for almost half an hour and he fainted falling backwards almost stabbing the guys behind him.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Or punch either works

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly how am I supposed to know who to pinch

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Renee Gracie. She isn't a bad race driver. Her other work is not great IMO

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Nice work you've inspired a wood working project I'll report back

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0