turnbud

1506 pts · June 1, 2011


This is a tragedy. But also, just once, I'd like to see one of these posts be, "This was Ivan. He was ugly, overweight, and generally disdained by his neighbors. He wasn't a parent. He wasn't doing anything noble or redemptive when he was killed in a drone-strike, and HE STILL DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE MURDERED."

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as was the cymbal

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ngl, I heard that in Fred Schneider's voice.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I WANT TO BE BETTY'S BARNEY."

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Garrrrrrr, Peter?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The Goonies did it better.

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If you're confused about the pronunciation of "gif," just remember the following: giraffes give giant gifts.

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You repeat yourself, sir.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh captain, my captain!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, sure, next you'll be telling me that a woman and her doctor know what medical procedures she needs, better than I ever will.

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Did you say, "Abe Lincoln?"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit thought that was Michael Chiklis

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Tell me your back hurts without telling me your back hurts.

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What's the correct reaction gif/meme to the folks who think this is about replacing any consonant with th, rather than exclusively s?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Congrats on keeping the yellow dress!

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Now do patents—the ownership of any patent arising from taxpayer-funded research belongs to the people.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for asking so my friend would get it. I, of course, already knew, but my friend was clueless. But not me—I totally knew.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

teNtacles. NT. big difference.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HTML is a markup language rather than a programming language.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing U.S. West. It doesn't look old enough to be "historic" in the East (or anywhere in Europe), but I could be mistaken.

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Pro tip for non-Idahoans: there's no "z" in "Boise."

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*most

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Each is a minute long, but that could just be an editing choice.

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wibbly wobbly timey wimey

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A keen eye will spot a punch that doesn't land. It was close , though—missed by a hare…

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