travelturtle

16880 pts · March 19, 2017


Maker of random art, owned by two cats who love Doctor Who and Game of Thrones as much as I do

What is this from? For research purposes, of course

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(Ex)Amazon employee here. They didn’t spot his mistaken product scan on camera- the scanner caught it. Employees aren’t specifically traced

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

so high

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I really needed that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a crafty person myself, I applaud you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never tell me the odds of reavers showing up

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, bi is real. I am totally lesbian for bi chicks. Bowie just seemed to have a preference

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of all the interactions I saw with his fans, he seemed to dig men way more than women. I know he was married to a woman, but.... Beard?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, that would be a Republican conspiracy then.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol “Read my lips” is what Bush Sr is known for saying. Perhaps you’re trying to say NO politician is honest?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then every day is an uphill battle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heavy doors tend to sag and pull away from the frame on top. My guess is that the second hinge is to counter that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hand, anyone?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Delivered! Nice one!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And when they cancel it after one season, he’ll make a movie to tie up the plot and kill favorite characters

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This really didn’t need sound

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Making abortions illegal doesn’t stop abortions. It just makes them more dangerous for women

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

+1 for Asdog

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s the powerhouse of the cell

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn fine sauce you got there

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Why don’t you seal up your penis so nothing comes out and then you tell me why you shouldn’t do that

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t use flex seal. If you use flex seal, you’re gonna have a bad time

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good on you, sailor!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you, hero.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for all the fish

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The car General Lee was painted to look like the Confederate flag, the losers of the Civil War

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0