trashbit

14873 pts ยท September 24, 2014


bet you won't message me with your favorite band, favorite food, and favorite character in a tv series get my bio to the front page and i'll break my old phone using whatever method is the top comment

imgur, meet sasha. sasha, meet your tail.

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small dump to waste my last hour at work

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love to go to the theater

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keep talking, mike

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guess who fell in the pool and won't let me leave without rubbing his wet dog stank on me?

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sneaking in late at night trying not to make any noise like

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actual real life giant here, AMA (banana for scale)

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as a former sam's club worker, i had to respond to that post made by a rival costco worker

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my friend got her grandma a hillary cutout for her birthday and oh my god

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this is beau. he sits with his butt on the couch like a perfect gentleman.

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racists getting fired is a great tumblr page.

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a better love story than twilight

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easily one of my favorite tweets/pranks of all time.

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mfw my friend switched departments but i can still see him from my desk

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i left the room and he didn't even move to get the food. not sure if he's well-behaved or just super lazy.

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it's not that bad, right?

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mrw someone tells me they love the monkey island games

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tinder is all about first impressions

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he got a haircut and is too embarrassed to go for a walk

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wikipedia is trying to make murderers of all of us

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when people ask how work's going

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the only pink flamingoes left at work have no eyes or beaks. sweet dreams.

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i heard the "beep" of my 360 turning on. i guess he pressed the button with his nose.

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the first picture i ever remember favoriting on this site

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m'ocardial infarction

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well i wasn't afraid of ceiling fans. NOW i am.

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aw hell yeah saturday night

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these two images were next to each other in the gallery. no coincidence.

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some day i'll really lose my cool and this will be why

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got a mystery puzzle at a thrift store. it's a terrible horrible awful baby.

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when you walk into your bedroom just as your roommates come home so you don't have to talk to them

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hey guys one of my customers is that actor we like

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mfw i tell someone "i hope you get that new job" but only because i want their current job

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i am smart and graceful and want to prove it to you

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when both of your nostrils are clogged and you'll do anything for relief

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