Christmas selfie bandwagon (I'm the dude)
I recently visited a few bourbon distilleries.
My GF recently went to New Orleans and decided to go to a strip club. Then I got these texts.
My dad is fostering this Yorkie pup.
Just realized today is my cakeday, so I thought I would share this with you all.
I'm supposed to be writing a paper, so here's something I found in the bowels of my computers whilst not doing that.
So, I recently ate a bag of dicks.
Some of the best motivation I've seen.
I should be working right now. But I'm not. So here.
My fellow free runners will understand.
I would much rather not have herpes than have lemonade.
In honor of browsing with you schmucks for the past year, I give you a piece of advice that has served me very well.
This should be made into a novel or a movie.
Realized after the third time today this applies to me all too well.
Went through a folder with a bunch of old pics I forgot about and found this gem. I laughed way to hard.
Lesson Learned from The Last Airbender
MRW I realize, thanks to a ton of downvotes, how 'clever' my post really was.
MRW I see tonight's episode of Supernatural.
My latest piece is mostly healed. Really excited about it. Props to Crystal at Rising Tide in Newark, OH
I'm curious, anybody in user sub like hookah?
MRW my ex (who cheated on me) tells me she misses me
My friend's birthday is today. Knowing she's a big SVU fan, I sent her this.
This will die in User Sub. I just need to tell someone.
My friend's advice when I told him I ended things with the girl I was seeing.
A recent post reminded me of this. Most of you have probably seen it already, but just in case you haven't...
MRW I finished an exam in less than half an hour.
I need to write a paper, but then I open Imgur and...
Today is my best friend's birthday. Party tonight. Couldn't help but send him this.
I love my family, but...
I guess that means I did it right.
House sat for my mom last weekend. This little sausage cried when I closed the door.
Dafuq Google?
Asked my cousin how he can work out so hard (he's vomited mid workout on several occasions). He sent me this.
MRW a girl I hooked up with once says, "I'm glad you're finally mine"
Bring on the downvotes
Something to remember this holiday season
MRW my friend asks me to go drinking and I have 2 exams and a paper due this week
Realized this today after seeing the post about her and the Victoria's Secret thing
My Locks of Love Donation
Saw something on the front page I submitted a while ago with little success.
MRW someone asks a legitimate question, I respond with a legitimate answer, and I get called a fucking moron.
MRW I have to stop the guy my friends and I kidnapped from escaping by punching him in the face.
MRW I hear there are tons of sexy singles in my area who want to chat.
My friend asked me to make him internet famous. Let's not disappoint him.
MRW my comment goes from -2 to -1, then back down to -2
Meet the man who inspired my interest in photography.
I think my favorite thing about this is the voice I read it in my head.
Womenfolk of Imgur...
MRW I got paid so I decide to order a pizza and my housemate asks me for some.
MRW I get top comment on a post in User Sub and ride it all the way to the Front Page
Apparently, I'm bad at rhyming.