touchofmesut

1177 pts · May 1, 2014


That's a Charles not a Charlotte.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Okay. But not because you told me to.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're an old man that likes to skateboard. I don't need to insult you, your life's enough of a joke.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell us something you like so we can shit on that.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Far too many women lie about rape for this to be a justified punishment.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

How many orphans have you personally adopted?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Fuck I'd sooner be stabbed or shot and die than have acid in my face.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

success doesn't free you from depression and being broke doesn't cause it.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

How does a 16 yr old earn enough to get into a tax bracket?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost the entire English language isn't "English" in origin.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every single culture in the world has it's own slang and mannerisms.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

up the duff = pregnant, fingered = accused (no literal translation but you get the jist). 3 people thought she was pregnant, basically.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

No, up the duff is a common English expression for being pregnant.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

English.

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 3

up the duff = pregnant, fingered = accused (no literal translation but you get the jist). 3 people thought she was pregnant, basically.

9 years ago | Likes 917 Dislikes 20

Religion isn't a thing but your President swears on a bible. Hm.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

Yeah she was right, who could trust a United fan?

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

Yeah because Robert would kill his first born son, given to him by the love of his life. Good one.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They knew full well that there would be an EU referendum though.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Good. Can you reconstruct Hadrians Wall whilst you're at it?

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

That's not peep show.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many top strains have roots here, such as cheese.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Not sure, aint seen much of this guy all year ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's an old reference sir but it checks out

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a transvestite.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

Why do bearded men on imgur always have to tell you they're bearded? It's like playing spot the vegan.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Everywhere north of London = North

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0