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1566 pts · December 5, 2013


Jason from Atlanta.

Why are those neurosurgeons so good-looking?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did that dude dry off completely between each dive into the pool?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope I didn’t brain my damage.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The artist is Niall Stenson. niallstensonart on Twitter.

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Man, what is going on with George Washington’s whole area?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the fuck is a shiplap

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Golden Grahams. Which wins, sorry all.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Puma pants.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of sick fuck eats M&Ms one at a time?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anything that even vaguely reeks of environmentalism/alternative energy is a horrible liberal plot designed to destroy capitalism. I think.

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 5

I don’t use the handicap stall because it’s larger, I use it because it’s often further from the door.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jonkey Bong

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, I got my cats from there.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is very helpful, as I don’t take any advice that isn’t printed on a wrinkled sheet.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Everywhere you wanna be!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That’s a really nice dresser.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NOW DO BATTLE BEASTS!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It should be “Joe Beer nipping at my liver” in the Jack Frost line.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand the appeal of recreational Xanax. If I take more than 1 of those things I’m out for hours. Just take a nap.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source: it’s my job to know this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The C should always be white in the Cartoon Network logo. You can’t just invert it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting: significant slowing at the time of the Mongol Horde and the population actually *decreasing* during the Plague.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Looks like Ezra Miller.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dobby is so happy for his new shirt, Harry Potter

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

(lockedandloading on Instagram for more)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got your gasification unit right here. It is my butt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, but it's literally my job to point out that that CN logo is incorrect.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My god, she'll be crushed.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jimbo's real name is "Corky"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Render by lockedandloading on Instagram, FYI.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0