tortoisekeeper

19418 pts ยท September 19, 2013


Classic Italian tortoise lover

SO COOL. Do you speak italian?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And where does your viking part come from?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well i'm the only italian here

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad is french, my mom is italian, and i eat pizza with snails

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look like something Bruno Mars would wear

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never trust these things because of the weird writing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for making me descover this mindfuckery

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This shit again?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

La nuit est encore jeune!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They look like a happy bunch

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just ask for it. You're clearly using Trump as an excuse

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was he really staring at Melania? Cause Hillary looks pissed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Exactly... Probably Kelly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Misfits

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People who can't open bananas are more disabled

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's also pasta free except for the spaghetti

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*dairy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Contrary to the american population's belief

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Usually pretty okay", whatever it means, it's not "diary free" in any case

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. I specifically search for the cream comments as soon as I see a proper italian recipe on the fp

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parmesan?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because there's no cream in Carbonara.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That's why it's funny. Also because babies don't give a shit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah you'll earn your Better Person badge one day. Meanwhile, don't be such a grumpy gills <3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is everything you post hilarious or even mildly amusing?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

TEAM OP

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think I'd like rats if it wasn't for their tail

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've wasted your "this is patrick" moment

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this one of those cringe dumps?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 8